Archive for February 1st, 2008

Meet The Spartans

Friday, February 1st, 2008

Okay here is Meet the Spartans, this film personally i didn’t like, this is the comments of me not ET or its affilliates ;) it has very poor jokes in it, it is meant to run 84 minutes but runs for 60, however there is also a 90 minute version as well, somebody must have messed up? ;)

It is a spoof film but everything they spoofed, well i will let you make up your own minds, the makers of Scary Movie should have done this - meaning all the production crew.

The warriors of 300 might have been able to hold their own–at least for awhile, against an army of thousands, but can they defend themselves against this satire? lol ;)

 Warning:- this post does not contain the films Goofs.

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… now for Magic’s Technical Bit:

Directors
Jason Friedberg
Aaron Seltzer

Writers
Jason Friedberg
Aaron Seltzer

Release Date
29 February 2008 (UK) 

Genre
Comedy ;)

Tagline
The Bigger the Hit, The Harder They Fall

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Untraceable

Friday, February 1st, 2008

Untraceable is the type of film that will get you interested very early on in.

I liked the way the film was directed, as the suspense in the film is magic, you don’t get grossed out by it but it’s classic features like, not being able to see who’s doing it.

All in all the movie won’t disappoint anyone, the final minutes are intense and well written, and the ending will satisfy all.

Live on-line the more people who log on and enter the website, the quicker and more violently the victim dies.

Suspenseful, intense and action oriented, it also has a relevant and accurate message about todays society. Why do we watch this sort of thing, watch then think about it :)

Warning:- this post does not contain the films Goofs.

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… now for Magic’s Technical Bit:

Director
Gregory Hoblit

Writers
Robert Fyvolent
Mark Brinker

Release Date
29 February 2008 (UK)

 

Genre
Crime / Thriller

Tagline
A cyber killer has finally found the perfect accomplice: You!

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Rambo

Friday, February 1st, 2008

The project’s budget was 50m so there are many real-like explosions and effects, its a film which starts very fast with action from the beginning.

The film franchise has spun out over 3 decades and well this didn’t live up to the previous film’s, but John Rambo is one I would recomend (my spelling is shocking) ;) , again if your an action fan, but expect some cheezie bits, and at ET we love reviews like this :) make some noize

John Rambo is to guide Christian Aid workers up the Salween River to give medical supplies to the Karen tribe of neighboring Burma.

When the missionaries fail to return, Rambo is persuaded to take a group of mercenaries back into the war-torn border region to find them. What follows is a descent into hell on earth.

Warning:- this post does not contain the films Goofs.

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… now for Magic’s Technical Bit:

Director
Sylvester Stallone

Writers
Art Monterastelli
Sylvester Stallone

Release Date
22 February 2008 (UK)

Genre
Action / Drama / Thriller

Tagline
Heroes never die…. They just reload.

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