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Archive for March, 2009

Fired Up!

12 Mar

The script, of all things, was the main problem.

Sacrificing well plotted jokes for bursts of crudity and gay jokes just doesn’t make very watchable comedy (unless you’re into that). ;)

Conflicts were started and never resolved, characters were introduced but never given personalities, characters pop out of nowhere in different points of the film and make you wondering “Who the hell are you?” because, well, we never saw them before that particular point. Poor writing altogether.

Shawn Colfax and Nick Brady, the stars of the Gerald R. Ford High School football team, are dreading the prospect of another summer at football camp. When Nick hatches a scheme for the two to join their school’s cheerleaders at cheer camp instead, they find themselves awash in a sea of gorgeous young women.

have fun! ;) magic

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Street Fighter Legend of Chun Li

11 Mar

Kristen Kreuk managed to turn in the least sexy fighting heroine ever. She managed to make possibly the lamest all-girl dance scene ever committed to film.

She manages to dance whiter than Jimmy Stewart in It’s a Wonderful Life.

I’d have appreciated someone falling into a pool at some point in this flick. :P

As the Street Fighter saga celebrates its 20th anniversary, fight fans are invited to follow along with fearsome fighter Chun-Li (Smallville’s Kristin Kreuk) as she faces off against a series of formidable opponents in this feature adaptation of the popular video-game franchise directed by Exit Wounds’ Andrzej Bartkowiak.

Raul Julia was the best! (1990’s) ;) magic

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The Legend Trip

10 Mar

There is some shocking ADR work. :P

One sequence has us following a group in a park, yet it sounds as if they’re behind us in a concrete tunnel.

That said, the film has a well-composed soundtrack with a decent selection of those creepy gramaphone numbers that are usually trucked out to portray ‘the horrors of days-gone-by’.

All set to a spine tingling musical score and vivid cinematography… Certain to entertain Independent Horror fans all over “The Legend Trip” answers it’s own questions with barbed-wire, entrails and all things that go bump in the night. nice ;)

The stories surrounding the Buth house are as varied as they are terrifying, but graduate student Abby (Jamie Bilke) is determined to prove that the foreboding estate is just another dilapidated home with a bad history.

Unfortunately for Abby and her fellow researchers, the legends prove to be true and the malevolent presence in the Buth house is none too happy about being disturbed.

have fun! ;) magic

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Watchmen

09 Mar

That Watchmen has turned out to be the most complex, exhilarating and deeply-moving fantasy film since Terry Gilliam’s Brazil surprises nobody on Earth more than me – and, man, did it surprise.

In equal measure, it is an inspired vision of an alternate world that echoes but redefines our own existence.

It’s a subversive yet bracingly humanistic exploration of the role of the superhero in modern literature,

Yet such a supremely adult take on the fetishistic pull of the heightened existence that life as a saviour of society creates, and a wildly exciting adventure story that turns normal people into exaggerated victims of their own creation and then back into mere humans. ;)

An exploration of the plot would reveal more vast themes, but at this early stage of its release I don’t want to risk lessening the experience for anyone. nice! :)

“Watchmen” is set in an alternate 1985 America in which costumed superheroes are part of the fabric of everyday society, and the “Doomsday Clock” – which charts the USA’s tension with the Soviet Union – is permanently set at five minutes to midnight.

shut your curtains and get the munchies!! ;) magic

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Happily Never After 2

08 Mar

Princess Snow White is a misguided teenager who’d rather have fun with friends Red Riding Hood, Goldilocks and Little Bo Peep than help peasants.

Only Snow White can foil her dad’s wedding to stop Lady Vain. With Mambo and Munk in tow, Snow White proves she can rule the kingdom, while bringing balance back to the scales of good and evil.

nice ;) magic

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Dark Secrets

07 Mar

When the daughter of a celebrity couple is kidnapped it appears to be the work of a serial killer who has struck twice before.

The truth is much more terrifying.

Also known as :- Cold Earth :P

its all i have to hand ;) magic

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The Eddie Black Story

06 Mar

Eddie Black is a first year college student on the honor role, but after financial hardship and a broken heart, he attempts refuge in a street gang called Decepticons.

It’s all I have to hand.

enjoy! ;) magic

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DragonBall Evolution

05 Mar

What is wrong with this picture man?

Nothing personal to James Wong as a director.

I love his Final Destination series, but I think James is NOT the right person to direct this million plus dollars franchise. ;)

It includes the battles between Goku and King Piccolo’s sons, Goku’s first encounter with the Samurai warrior, Yajirobe, Goku’s quest to find the Holy Water, his final battle with young King Piccolo, and the birth of Piccolo Junior.

nice ;) magic

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Critical Updates

04 Mar

Well we here at ET haven’t posted anything from our friends @ Microsoft, so here you go…

On March 6th 2009 Microsoft released 3 critical updates each closing holes where hackers  can re-direct users to bogus sites and steal credit card information and more.

;) magic

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ATI Radeon Price Cuts

03 Mar

ATI, the name for the graphics division at AMD, is working with its board partners and several major e-tailers to lower prices on some key products.

The ATI Radeon HD 4850 512MB will drop in price and is designed to compete at the same price point of sale as NVIDIA’s GTS 250 512MB version.

The Radeon HD 4830 will be replaced by another part soon at a lower price point of sale.

ATI’s price cuts are anticipated to take effect early this week.

nice ;) magic

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