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Paul Blart: Mall Cop

23 Apr

The acting was okay, the direction was tolerable.

The problem is the script.

The story itself had potential, it just felt as if the writers could decide where this was a character they loved or hated.

It really could have used another re-write or two to develop the script a little more.

You’ll be a little disappointed in the laughs as well.

Paul Blart is a mild-mannered, dutiful family man who works as a security guard in a New Jersey mall.

For years, he has applied to become a cop, but he always fails the physical exam because he is overweight.

One day, a gang of organized criminals put the mall under siege and take hostages.

have fun! ;) magic

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Hannah Montana: The Movie

21 Apr

The setting for this movie should have been Wisconsin, not Tennessee because there was more cheesy cliché’s than you could count.

There were a few funny moments but for the most part it was just bad rip offs of the 3 stooges type comedy like the brother getting caught in the revolving door while everyone was going in and out.

Disney had a chance to really make a point of never forgetting where your roots are remembering your family comes first but they sadly missed the boat on both accounts instead focusing weakly on how Hannah is more important than being true to yourself.

Walt Disney Pictures takes the Disney Channel phenom to the big screen in a feature film extravaganza.

Miley Stewart (Miley Cyrus) struggles to juggle school, friends and her secret pop-star persona; when Hannah Montana’s soaring popularity threatens to take over her life—she just might let it.

enjoy! ;) magic

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Monsters vs Aliens

30 Mar

I’m not a huge fan of DreamWorks Animation.

I think the majority of their films are mediocre at best, with the only ones that I really enjoyed being the first Shrek and Kung Fu Panda.

The trailers for Monsters vs. Aliens did get me interested, though, and the voice cast seemed pretty impressive.

Even so, I was still fairly skeptical about how it would finally turn out.

You will be pleasantly surprised. :)

When a meteorite from outer space hits a young California girl named Susan Murphy and turns her into a giant monster, she is taken to a secret government compound where she meets a ragtag group of monsters also rounded up over the years.

nice ;) magic

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Race to Witch Mountain

18 Mar

fukIf aliens exist, and if they have access to the films made from Earth, they would likely make a mental note to remind themselves that should they visit our planet on terms other than a hostile takeover or annihilation, to avoid landing in the USA at all costs. :P

Race to Witch Mountain being Disney fare means the toning down of practically everything to ensure that it is safe for the entire family to experience together.

Dwayne Johnson seems right at home in family friendly flicks like The Game Plan, and I guess his action days on screen will be few and far between.

For years, stories have circulated about a secret place in the middle of the Nevada desert, known for unexplained phenomena and strange sightings.

It’s called Witch Mountain, and when a Las Vegas cab driver (Dwayne Johnson) finds two teens with supernatural powers in his cab, he suddenly finds himself in the middle of an adventure he can’t explain. :)

enjoy! ;) magic

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Far Cry

17 Mar

This may be Uwe Boll’s best movie ever.

No,I’m not a fan. How could I be. Uwe Boll is a director who shows no respect for his audience and doesn’t deserve respect when it comes to making movies.

He even admitted himself that he does it solely for the money.

He is not skilled at all and has got the creativity of an amoeba.

But is that a reason for not liking or watching his movies? lol :P

On a personal note this is the BEST FILM of the YEAR!! – magic :)

An adaptation of the first-person-shooter video game where Jack Carver, a retired Special Forces Officer who now is transport for hire, by people and cargo.

On one particular trip Jack ferries a photographer ‘Val’ who wants to photograph old Japanese WW2 bases on some of the Micronesian islands.

He goes through hell when his boat is attacked and destroyed by an unknown party while Val is away.

Surviving by the skin of his teeth, he must now find Val and uncover what is truly happening on these dark and mysterious islands.

get your munchies!! – have fun ;) magic

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Coraline

16 Mar

Henry Selick, the director of ” The Nightmare Before Christmas” and “James and the Giant Peach”, once again takes us to a world full of imagery and wonder…but this time…some of it is actually frightening.

It was filled with such magic and enchantment that I completely forgot that it was a dark tale..until the occasional scares filled the air.

Filled with a great cast and terrific visionary, I feel this movie is fun for all ages (who says kiddos shouldn’t be scared?) :P its all good!!

A young girl walks through a secret door in her new home and discovers an alternate version of her life.

On the surface, this parallel reality is eerily similar to her real life – only much better.

When her adventure turns dangerous, and her counterfeit parents (including Other Mother) try to keep her forever, Coraline must count on her resourcefulness, determination, and bravery to get back home – and save her family.

nice one ;) magic

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Ace Ventura Jr: Pet Detective

21 Feb

Like father, like son, its in his nature to be a pet defective detective! When a zoo’s baby panda is found to be stolen and Aces mum is Suspect #1, our youngish hero sets out to clear the family name.

This is a new generation of family fun and goof-brained comedy panda-monium as Ace Ventura Jr. (Josh Flitter of Nancy Drew and License to Wed) teams with adventurous girl-next-door Laura (Emma Lockhart) and nerdish gizmo-wiz A-Plus (Austin Rogers) to chase down leads and laughs.

alriiighty then ;) magic

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Extreme Movie

17 Feb

Extreme Movie is a raunchy teen sex comedy that takes the audience through a variety of sexual misadventures of all shapes and sizes, brought to you from the writers of Not Another Teen Movie.

nice ;) magic

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Futurama: Into the Wild Green Yonder

12 Feb

nullIn this all-new Futurama extravaganza, mankind stands on the brink of a wondrous new Green Age.

But ancient forces of darkness, three years older than time itself, have returned to wreak destruction.

Even more shocking…. Bender’s in love with a married fembot, and Leela’s on the run from the law – Zapp Brannigan’s law! – its all going on!

enjoy! ;) magic

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Hotel For Dogs

09 Feb

Overall, this was a harmless movie featuring a few humans and many trained dogs. :)

It was sugary and all things nice! :P

There was no real threat anywhere in the film of something bad happening (thus it is kid-safe for very young kids).

And they’ve reduced the idea of foster homes down to a concocted McNugget of a concept.

A pair of orphaned siblings (Roberts and Jake T. Austin) are forced to give up their beloved dog when they move into a foster home. But since they can’t stand to live without him, they turn a closed hotel into a home for their dog–and any other strays they can find.

super! ;) magic

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