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The Eye

Friday, February 8th, 2008

This here is a scary movie, it’s an Asian remake of a film released back in 2002 named Gin gwai.

The low budget scares in this one get old, very quick.

It is a film which tries too hard and doesn’t get anywhere, it has shots of long empty hallways, some other folk have also told us; it doesn’t look like a horror nor a remake either.

A young, blind violinist is given the chance to see for the first time since childhood through a miraculous corneal transplant, but as she adjusts to a dizzying new world of colors and shapes, she is haunted by frightening visions of death itself capturing the doomed and dragging them away from the world of the living.

Terrorized and on the brink of insanity, she must discover whose eyes she has inherited, and what secret visions they have held. :)

Warning:- this post does not contain the films Goofs.

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Directors
David Moreau
Xavier Palud

Writer
Sebastian Gutierrez

Release Date
1 February 2008 (USA)

Genre
Drama / Horror / Thriller

Tagline
How can you believe your eyes when they’re not yours?

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Meet The Spartans

Friday, February 1st, 2008

Okay here is Meet the Spartans, this film personally i didn’t like, this is the comments of me not ET or its affilliates ;) it has very poor jokes in it, it is meant to run 84 minutes but runs for 60, however there is also a 90 minute version as well, somebody must have messed up? ;)

It is a spoof film but everything they spoofed, well i will let you make up your own minds, the makers of Scary Movie should have done this - meaning all the production crew.

The warriors of 300 might have been able to hold their own–at least for awhile, against an army of thousands, but can they defend themselves against this satire? lol ;)

 Warning:- this post does not contain the films Goofs.

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… now for Magic’s Technical Bit:

Directors
Jason Friedberg
Aaron Seltzer

Writers
Jason Friedberg
Aaron Seltzer

Release Date
29 February 2008 (UK) 

Genre
Comedy ;)

Tagline
The Bigger the Hit, The Harder They Fall

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Untraceable

Friday, February 1st, 2008

Untraceable is the type of film that will get you interested very early on in.

I liked the way the film was directed, as the suspense in the film is magic, you don’t get grossed out by it but it’s classic features like, not being able to see who’s doing it.

All in all the movie won’t disappoint anyone, the final minutes are intense and well written, and the ending will satisfy all.

Live on-line the more people who log on and enter the website, the quicker and more violently the victim dies.

Suspenseful, intense and action oriented, it also has a relevant and accurate message about todays society. Why do we watch this sort of thing, watch then think about it :)

Warning:- this post does not contain the films Goofs.

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… now for Magic’s Technical Bit:

Director
Gregory Hoblit

Writers
Robert Fyvolent
Mark Brinker

Release Date
29 February 2008 (UK)

 

Genre
Crime / Thriller

Tagline
A cyber killer has finally found the perfect accomplice: You!

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Rambo

Friday, February 1st, 2008

The project’s budget was 50m so there are many real-like explosions and effects, its a film which starts very fast with action from the beginning.

The film franchise has spun out over 3 decades and well this didn’t live up to the previous film’s, but John Rambo is one I would recomend (my spelling is shocking) ;) , again if your an action fan, but expect some cheezie bits, and at ET we love reviews like this :) make some noize

John Rambo is to guide Christian Aid workers up the Salween River to give medical supplies to the Karen tribe of neighboring Burma.

When the missionaries fail to return, Rambo is persuaded to take a group of mercenaries back into the war-torn border region to find them. What follows is a descent into hell on earth.

Warning:- this post does not contain the films Goofs.

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… now for Magic’s Technical Bit:

Director
Sylvester Stallone

Writers
Art Monterastelli
Sylvester Stallone

Release Date
22 February 2008 (UK)

Genre
Action / Drama / Thriller

Tagline
Heroes never die…. They just reload.

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Cloverfield

Saturday, January 26th, 2008

Simply put, the film is an amazing piece of work.

It also opens up with no credits where as other films do.

Did you know:- that it’s shot entirely with hand-held cameras.

The characters also run :) .

You will either love the way its been shot, as there is lots of running in this, you may hate it too, :) .

Some folk who suffer from siezers due to flashing light; might want to turn away when viewing some parts. It also will anger those who need all the details. Highly recommended though! :)

Did you know: In the USA this film is also known as:
1-18-08 (USA) (promotional title), Cheese (USA) , Clover (USA), Monstrous (USA), (promotional title), Slusho (USA), Untitled J.J. Abrams Project (USA) - full of surprises so we are here at ET :)

Warning:- this post does contain the films Goof, this may spoil the film.

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… now for Magic’s Technical Bit:

Director
Matt Reeves

Writer
Drew Goddard

Release Date
1 February 2008 (UK)

Genre
Action / Sci-Fi / Thriller

Tagline
Some Thing Has Found Us

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27 Dresses

Monday, January 21st, 2008

The surprise of “27 Dresses” is that is really about finding love and going after what you want.

Jane has always been good at taking care of others, but not so much in looking after herself.

Jane’s entire life has been about making other people happy - and she has a closet full of 27 bridesmaid dresses to prove it.

One memorable evening, she manages to shuttle between wedding receptions in Manhattan and Brooklyn, witnessed by Kevin (James Marsden), a newspaper reporter who realizes that a story about this wedding junkie is his ticket off the newspaper’s bridal beat.

Warning:- this post does contain the films Goof, this may spoil the film.

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Director
Anne Fletcher

Writer
Aline Brosh McKenna

Release Date
14 March 2008

Genre
Comedy / Romance

Tagline
This January, always a bridesmaid, never a bride.

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Enchanted

Friday, January 18th, 2008

This is a fairly recent release of Walt Disney’s animated fairy tale meets modern, live-action comedy.

The beautiful princess Giselle is banished by an evil queen from her magic animated land she finds herself in the gritty streets of Manhattan.

It is a very fast moving film as well, before I had seen it I didn’t know it was a mixture of fairy-tale and modern day, when it goes between the two it really is pretty neat. magic infact! :)

 

 Warning:- this post does contain the films Goofs, this may spoil the film.
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… now for Magic’s Technical Bit:

Director
Kevin Lima

Writer
Bill Kelly

Release Date
14 December 2007 (UK)

Genre
Adventure / Comedy / Family / Fantasy / Romance

Tagline
The real world and the animated world collide.

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The Bucket List

Thursday, January 17th, 2008

A corprate billionaire Edward Cole; and working class mechanic Carter Chambers have nothing in common in life except for their terminal illnesses.

Sharing a hospital room together, the two of them decide to leave it and do all the things they have ever wanted to do before they die according to their, bucket list.

In the process, both of them heal each other, become unlikely friends, and ultimately find the joy in life. Sounds magic!

photo of The Bucket List,  Jack Nicholson, Morgan Freeman

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Director
Rob Reiner

Writer
Justin Zackham

Release Date
8 February 2008 (UK)

Genre
Adventure / Comedy / Drama

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One Missed Call

Thursday, January 17th, 2008

One Missed CallA chain of people receive terrifying cell phone messages of their own final fatal moments.

Though the messages can be deleted, their number is up.

Even more, she knows that the two of them had received prank cell phone messages actual recordings of their own horrifying last moments. spooky! :

Did you know in Austrailia, its known as Dont Pick up the Phone. :)

We’re full of surprises here at ET. .. magic!

One Missed Call

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… now for Magic’s Technical Bit:

Director
Eric Valette

Writers
Andrew Klavan
Yasushi Akimoto

Release Date
8 February 2008 (UK)

Genre
Horror / Mystery / Thriller

Tagline
What will it sound like when you die?

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Juno

Wednesday, January 16th, 2008

Juno delivers a train-wreck of awkward moments one after another, which ends up making the film both uncomfortable and ultimately unenjoyable.

The way the characters speak, the ridiculous lingo they use, the sequence of events, the plot as a whole, the stupid feminist undertones, the failed attempts at witty comedy, everything about it is irritating.

Michael Cera portrays the same socially detached high schooler that he has in other movies, exactly the same way as before.

The soundtrack to this film sounds like it was recorded in someone’s basement, and only further helps to annihilate what little emotion and drama existed.

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… now for Magic’s Technical Bit:

Director
Jason Reitman

Writer
Diablo Cody

Release Date
8 February 2008 (UK)

Genre:
Comedy / Drama

Tagline:
A comedy about growing up… and the bumps along the way.

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