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My Fake Fiance

30 May

My Fake FianceWe’ve all seen this plot before, the girl gets a guy to pretend to be her boyfriend and eventually falls for him.

But the way this movie portrays it is both refreshing and entertaining.

There are no dull moments, with smart humour and just enough chick-flick romance to keep fans of those interested but not so much that everyone else gets tired.

Hart and Lawrence are a hilarious duo; their characters are so much alike in their cynical sense of humour that they keep the scenes moving with witty dialogue.

We will admit, the guys which Vince owes money to aren’t tough enough to be really believable, but then again real gangsters would be slightly disturbing in a light-hearted movie like this.

Great watch, too bad it was a made-for-TV, it’s much better than many on the big screen.

A sham marriage leads to genuine romance for a woman who lost everything, and a guy who’s in debt to a vicious loan shark.

Her moving van stolen, Jennifer (Melissa Joan Hart) is left with nothing but three throw pillows and a cardboard box.

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Meanwhile, thirty-something charmer Vince (Joey Lawrence) has racked up a rather serious gambling debt.

Should he fail to pay up soon, he’s likely to wind up crippled for life.

Having recently met at the wedding of a mutual friend, Jennifer and Vince surmise that the best way to make some quick cash is to take a trip to the alter themselves.

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If everything goes as planned, Jennifer will keep the items on the registry, and Vince can avoid becoming a punching bag for a bookie’s thugs.

Then a quickie divorce and everyone is happy; but in order for the plan to work, they’ll have to act like genuine love birds.

Trouble is Vince and Jennifer already bicker like a couple that’s been married for decades.

The closer the wedding gets, however, the more the prospective bride and groom find their fake affections taking on an air of authenticity.

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The Book Of Eli

27 May

The Hughes Brothers, directors of From Hell and Menace II Society among others, have created an interesting and thoughtful action movie, that also carries a message of faith and hope.

The action set-pieces are well handled, and the photography of the movie, is very well done.

While the setting itself isn’t particularly new, along similar lines to Mad Max and other movies of this kind, they still get some pretty impressive visuals.

They are also helped by having two of the best actors around in this movie.

Denzel Washington carries the movie easily and is also very convincing in the action sequences.

Gary Oldman as Carnegie gives a performance more in line with some earlier work, such as Leon than some recent performances but he is always worth watching.

The rest of the cast, led by Mila Kunis all give good support.

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Eli (Denzel Washington) has been on a journey for 30 years, walking west across America after a cataclysmic war that turned the earth into a total wasteland.

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The world has become a lawless civilization where people must kill or be killed.

The barren roads belong to gangs of cutthroats who rob and kill for water, a pair of shoes, a lighter, or just for fun.

Eli is a peaceful man who only acts in self defense, and becomes a warrior with unbelievable killing skills when he is challenged.

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Shutter Island

26 May

Shutter Island is a psychological thriller, starring Leonardo De Caprio as Teddy Daniels, that attacks our fears on an entire new level.

The overall dark tone and bleak state of mind we are in builds and builds, never letting go through out the movies entirety.

The film is thrilling, captivating, and most importantly, extremely entertaining.

Some have complained that they are dissatisfied with the ending and saw it coming from miles away.

Yes, you may think you know where it is going, that you anticipated the right turn when in arrived, but no one will be expecting the sudden left turn it makes in the films conclusion.

While Shutter Island was made by a true master of the film trade, one thing you will find unpleasantly delightful, is the director’s ability to genuinely creep you out in several terrifying scenes.

The film doesn’t rely on loud bags in the silence (although a few do occur, and will make you jump) but more on dark imagery and even darker dialogue that never lets up and brings the tension to a painfully disturbing level.

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This one will not escape your thoughts so easily.

It’s 1954, and up-and-coming U.S. marshal Teddy Daniels is assigned to investigate the disappearance of a patient from Boston’s Shutter Island Ashecliffe Hospital.

He’s been pushing for an assignment on the island for personal reasons, but before long he wonders whether he hasn’t been brought there as part of a twisted plot by hospital doctors whose radical treatments range from unethical to illegal to downright sinister.

Teddy’s shrewd investigating skills soon provide a promising lead, but the hospital refuses him access to records he suspects would break the case wide open.

As a hurricane cuts off communication with the mainland, more dangerous criminals “escape” in the confusion, and the puzzling, improbable clues multiply, Teddy begins to doubt everything …

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Robin Hood 2010

25 May

The movie picked up in France as King Richard was plundering his way back from the disastrous Crusades.

Robin a disillusioned soldier is looking for something to believe in a new cause if you will.

He stumbles into a quest to return the Sword of a fallen knight to it’s rightful owner and also a Crown. the movie does not disappoint though the ending is a little bit too corny.

A very strong cast of characters make a flawed script believable, and of course Marion and the Merry men come along for the ride.

All in all Russel Crowe does not disappoint; not quite a Gladiator or Master and Commander but we will definitely watch this one again.

Russell Crowe stars as the legendary figure known by generations as “Robin Hood,” whose exploits have endured in popular mythology and ignited the imagination of those who share his spirit of adventure and righteousness.

In 13th century England, Robin and his band of marauders confront corruption in a local village and lead an uprising against the crown that will forever alter the balance of world power.

Whether thief or hero, one man from humble beginnings will become an eternal symbol for freedom for his people.

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MacGruber

23 May

Most of the people who are hating on this movie haven’t seen it yet, and are saying what others are saying

The bottom line is that it is very funny, with loads of crude jokes, language, situations and content.

If you like over the top humor, then this film is for you .

The movie stands on its own, with MacGruber rounding up a team to take on Dieter Von Cunth.

The hilarity ensues immediately, with joke after joke scoring big laughs.

Overall, very funny with great lines and very funny scenes yet just terrible effects.

It is one of the most hilarious comic produces of Hollywood.

Most people are apt to label it run of the mill stuff that Hollywood churns out mindlessly.

We’d recommend it for a lot of great laughs.

And before you go see this movie, don’t expect a plot, because it’s a based on Saturday Night Live, a spoof of the Secret Agent MacGyver;  a show watched by many way back in the 80’s. :P

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Only one American hero has earned the rank of Green Beret, Navy SEAL and Army Ranger.

Just one operative has been awarded 16 purple hearts, 3 Congressional Medals of Honor and 7 presidential medals of bravery.

And only one guy is man enough to still sport a mullet.

In 2010, Will Forte brings Saturday Night Live’s clueless soldier of fortune to the big screen in the action comedy MacGruber.

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Shrek Forever After

22 May

Shrek has gone down a cult film character… so has Donkey, Fiona and Puss in Boots, thanks to the film that these characters became such a craze.

Shrek was awesome, Sherk 2 was legendary, but the last one before this one ‘Shrek The Third’ wasn’t up to much.

Now comes ‘Shrek Forever After’, which ends the Shrek series.

The problem with ‘Shrek The Third’ and ‘Shrek Forever After’ are it’s script.

The writing is bland, you except a lot from Shrek, due to the wholesome entertainment we’ve witnessed before.

The Final Chapter has it’s share of funny and light moments, but they are far and between!

What saves this disappointment is it’s characters; Myers as Shrek is as good as ever! Diaz gives Fiona the voice she needs. Donkey and Puss-In Boots voiced by Icons like Murphy and Banderas are the life of the show.

They are funny and spot-on and then there’s Walt Dohrn as the evil-head Rumplestilskin who is just about okay.

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Instead of scaring villagers away like he used to, a reluctant Shrek now agrees to autograph pitch forks.

Longing for the days when he felt like a real Ogre, Shrek is duped into signing a pact with the smooth-talking dealmaker, Rumpelstiltskin.

Shrek suddenly finds himself in a twisted, alternate version of Far Far Away, where Ogres are hunted, Rumpelstiltskin is king and Shrek and Fiona have never met.

Now, it’s up to Shrek to undo all he’s done in the hopes of saving his friends, restoring his world and reclaiming his one True Love.

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Avatar

22 May

James Cameron returns and shows these wannabe rookie directors of recent times how it’s done.

Finally a good “old school” film that is worth remembering.

Last year was one of the weakest years in film-making that we can think of, even when extremely low quality films like Transformers 2, New Moon, and Wolverine are some of the biggest hits of the year, you know something is wrong.

Leave it up to Cameron to save the day with this fresh and unique cinematic experience. :P

The CGI makes the world of Pandora come alive, with lots of breathtaking scenery in the film.

The actors were good in their roles with Sam Worthington as Sully is effective in the leading role, we especially liked Stephen Lang in the role of Quaritch.

Thankfully the many millions of dollars spent on making Avatar were spent wisely – it is so much better than, hmm let’s say, Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen.

Overall Avatar is a good and entertaining science fiction epic. We recommend it. :)

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When Jake’s brother is killed in a robbery, he decides to take his place in a mission on the distant world of Pandora.

There Jake learns of greedy corporate figurehead Parker Selfridge’s intentions of driving off the native humanoid “Na’vi” in order to mine for the precious material scattered throughout their rich woodland.

In exchange for the spinal surgery that will fix his legs, Jake gathers intel for the cooperating military unit spearheaded by gung-ho Colonel Quaritch, while attempting to infiltrate the Na’vi people with the use of an “avatar” identity.

While Jake begins to bond with the native tribe and quickly falls in love with the beautiful alien Neytiri, the restless Colonel moves forward with his ruthless extermination tactics, forcing the soldier to take a stand – and fight back in an epic battle for the fate of Pandora.

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Balls Out: Gary the Tennis Coach

21 May

WWhen we first heard that Sean William Scott is in this movie, we thought that this would be like a tennis version of American Pie.

In most of his movies his role is meant to be a jerk, but this movie is different.

He plays “Never-been” tennis player and becomes a coach for the high school tennis team.

This movie contains a lot of one liners and that is what makes it so unique and funny.

But another unique thing about this movie is that it focuses on the small things.

The high school football team had a huge crowd, but the tennis team barely had an applause,  it didn’t even have more than 20 people in the crowd of its finals.

To conclude, we think this movie is quiet funny, but only to a specific audience. :)

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Gary Houseman (Seann William Scott) is an overenthusiastic high school janitor who steps-up to lead the school’s loser tennis team to the state finals when the acting coach drops dead.

The brash and often insulting new coach is intent on inspiring these underdogs not only to win, but also to stand-up for themselves.

Although his coaching tactics may be unorthodox, including motivating his star player with a pre-game stripper, his heart is in the right place.

Besides, sometimes it takes big balls to play hard-ball.

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House Broken

21 May

Here we have this beauty, it’s not popular going by ratings, however it’s not a total let down.

It’s got a really good cast, watch out for the neighbor she is just magic, she has a few tricks up her sleeve.

There is a good variety of characters keeping the film moving, especially when the parents go away; it will make you laugh and also make you think how much you do take your parents for granted or thanked them for putting up with our behavior in younger years! ;)

The film does have a point to put across, some other reviews have said it’s a mindless film with no concrete plot, take a look at it, Danny DeVito is back on the screen and is super in this.

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After 25 years with the fire department, Tom Cathcart (Danny DeVito) is determined to enjoy his retirement with his wife (Katey Segal) and will resort to anything, even kidnapping her,  to get his slobbish twenty-something, stay at home sons to move out of the house.

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The Morgue

21 May

This is a nice horror flick, has an entertaining storyline, super camera work and photography.

The acting was awesome with nice twists.

The directing of the film was really good, and we always think music helps to set the mood.

If you’re looking for blood and exposed human organs, forget it.

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The budget was really low, but they did pull it off and a cracking film.

Trapped between the physical world and the afterlife, between dusk and dawn; six strangers, brought together through a series of unusual events, are an enigma to themselves and go mysteriously unnoticed by others.

In their futile attempt for survival, they latch on to each other at a desolate mortuary in hopes of making it through the night.

There is an astonishing twist in this intense psychological thriller, more is happening at the Morgue than meets the eye. ooohh yeeahh! :)

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